Mallory Reads "All Together Dead"





Book 7 time. In All Together Dead, Sookie ventures to the vampire conference we’ve been hearing about. Everything will go just great I bet……

So here’s where we left off: Sookie has a new boyfriend, she’s part fairy and this fairy blood might be why vampires like her so much, Bill is a lying a-hole who was sent by the queen to seduce Sookie for her telepathy, and Sookie has a new friend named Amelia who is a witch that turned her latest hook-up into a cat and headed with Sookie to Bon Temps to avoid trouble with her fellow witches.

In Chapter 1, let’s get down to business.

Sookie has arrived at Fangtasia. It is September. Wait, last account I had it was March. I thought this conference was like in April or something… So we’ve lost like 5 months of Sookie’s life. What happened with Quinn? Are her and Amelia like BFFs now? How was that double wedding? Hmm…

Pam lets her in and asks how Jason and Sam are. Strange. Jason, Sookie says, is talking about getting married. Pam thinks Sookie is moping and should stay busy. She is staying busy, though. Working, dealing with her roommate and there’s a wedding shower she’s going to. Whose wedding shower? Poor Pam doesn’t know what a wedding shower is. Where they get married in a bathroom? LOL. Sookie explains that and says it’s similar to a baby shower. Pam seems intrigued by the idea of a baby shower and tells Eric as they enter his office that maybe one of their waitresses will get pregnant so they can have one.

Maybe one day Sookie will be pregnant and Pam can attend her baby shower. Just sayin. There are several other vampires in the office: Clancy, Felicia, Indira, Maxwell Lee, he who has now been abjured by Sookie, Thalia, Andre, and Jake Purifoy. We have a better timeline for Sookie’s world now! It is September 2005, one month after hurricane Katrina. Vampires, as well as humans, have flocked into the area recently and Eric is trying to figure out what to do with the refugee vamps.

The queen has since been relocated to Baton Rouge with the area four sheriff, Gervaise, since her residence was damaged in the hurricane. Andre gives them all a rundown of how her property is looking and explains that each sheriff should contribute to the repairs. The queen also lost quite a bit of her personnel. Several vamps are still missing. Sookie asks about Bubba and Andre says he made it. He’s living in Nashville currently.

Sookie also mentions something strange. She wants to know if any of the other kings and queens have weather predictors. Her point is this: the summit was supposed to be in the spring (as I thought) but it kept getting delayed. If it had happened in the spring, Sophie-Anne would have gone in all powerful with lots of minions from both Louisiana and Arkansas, but now…well, she’s down 30 vamps or more and with a lot of her stuff gone.

Andre seems to think this is an interesting idea and Eric agrees. So like, does this mean they think someone postponed the event on purpose so Sophie-Anne would come into it less powerful? How does Sookie think of these things? Though, Eric does tell Andre that she is good at thinking outside of the box.

They mention a suit being filed by someone named Jennifer Cater. She was Peter Thredgill’s second, who was absent from Louisiana during the “incident”. She is claiming that the queen led Peter there to kill him and if Sophie-Anne loses, she will have to give back Arkansas and pay a huge fine. But that’s not what happened, Sookie says. Andre’s fingers brush the back of her neck and she realizes that, besides him, she is the only other witness to the king’s death. Oh super.

The court plans to pursue the case now that Sophie-Anne is having troubles. Bill speaks up and says there are plenty of witnesses to back up the queen’s story. And conveniently none of the Arkansas vampires made it out alive. Andre says that only a few vamps will be attending the conference this year. Strangely, Sookie thinks this is what it is like to be a normal person. She doesn’t know the thoughts or plans of any of the people in the room, like most people are all the time.

Andre says the queen wants Sookie with her at all meetings to keep her mind on all humans in attendance. Stan is bringing his telepath as well. Barry we guess. Eric tells Clancy and Felicia they have to stay and Clancy is not happy about it. He also says Bill has to stay, but adjured one says that he has to go because the queen wants him to come and market his vampire database thing. So Eric, Bill, Andre, Sophie-Anne, Pam, Mr. Catalides, Diantha, Gervaise and his human, Rasul, Sigbert and Sookie will be attending from Louisiana.

Eric tells them all when they will be leaving and coming back. The conference is in Rhodes, which I think is in Illinois, so they will have to fly. He tells Sookie before she leaves that she will need new clothes so he has set up money for her at Tara’s store. He insists all employees of the queen receive such credit so as not to imply that she is the only poor one with no nice clothes. It still kind of comes across that way, though.

This whole vampire conference thing just seems like a bad idea to me. Maybe Sookie will manage to escape unscathed. Yeah…
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In Chapter 2, wedding showers.

Sookie is attending Halleigh’s wedding shower. Wasn’t the double wedding supposed to be in April also? Why did everything get delayed? Anyway, Elmer Claire Vaudry is this showers inappropriate guest and keeps asking about Andy’s nightstick. Then we find out why the wedding was postponed. Apparently they were in a rush to have the wedding in the spring because old Mrs. Caroline Bellefleur was having health problems and they wanted to hold the ceremony before anything worse happened. But, Caroline had a heart attack right before the wedding so they postponed it until she got better. Unfortunantely, she’s not really getting that much better.

Sookie can’t help but read the minds of some of the women at the shower. Halleigh seems to be enjoying herself. Bill’s girlfriend makes an appearance. So at this point, Bill has been dating this girl for like at least 6 months. That’s nearly longer than he and Sookie dated I’m pretty sure. Halleigh thanks Sookie for helping out and then asks loudly about her new boyfriend. I like that Halleigh. Of course, the girl thinks Sookie was dating Claude but Sookie explains she is dating a consultant. Halleigh says she should bring him to the wedding.

The women ask Sookie about her roomie and how she is fairing after the hurricane. Also Elmer Claire saw her at the vet refusing to have her cat neutered and covering up its ears like it the cat knew what they were talking about. LOL. Poor Bob. They continue asking questions about Amelia and Sookie has to lie and say she came to live in Bon Temps because she broke up with her boyfriend, the Mormon missionary. Close enough.

When Sookie gets home that day, Quinn is there. Here’s what we learn about that. Since March, he’s only been in town a couple of times (his work keeps him very busy) and even then they didn’t get to spend hardly any time together. So no sex yet. They have a little make-out session in the yard and then chit chat. She tells him he is invited to the wedding. Amelia comes down, saying she’s leaving for a while to go shopping. How convenient.

Once they are alone, she wonders how long he is in town for. Until tomorrow, he says.

“So,” he said. He went down on one knee. “Please,” he said.

Not gonna lie. This does make me smile a little. But Sookie is worried because she doesn’t want to have a one night (day) stand. She doesn’t want to get invested if she’s never going to see him. He promises that after the vampire summit he is taking a whole month off and he plans to spend it with her. Well, in that case…yes.

His mouth found mine. We picked up where we’d left off with the kissing. His mouth was a very clever one and his tongue was very warm. His hands began examining my topography. Down the line of my back to the curve of my hips, back up to my shoulders to cup my face for a moment, down to brush my neck teasingly with the lightest of fingertips. Then those fingers found my breasts, and after a second he tugged my top out of my pants and began exploring territory he’d only visited briefly before. He liked what he found, if “Mmmmm” was a statement of delight. It spoke volumes to me. “I want to see you,” he said. “I want to see all of you.” I had never made love in the daytime before. It seemed very (excitingly) sinful to be struggling with buttons before the sun had even set, and I was so grateful I’d worn an extra-nice white lace bra and little bitty panties. When I dress up, I like to dress up all the way down to the skin.

I don’t always do this, but then again, it’s not like I have a large manly boyfriend who is likely to show up and take them off for me so… Anyway, her shoes come off and his shirt (he’s not hairy) and she tries to get his belt off.

What he is, is muscular to the nth degree, and right at the moment his olive skin was summer-tan. His nipples were surprisingly dark and (not so surprisingly) very hard. Oh, boy—right at my eye level. He began dealing with his own damn belt while I began to explore one hard nub with my mouth, the other with my hand. Quinn’s whole body jerked, and he stopped what he was doing. He ran his fingers into my hair to hold my head against him, and he sighed, though it came out more like a growl, vibrating through his body. My free hand yanked at his pants, and he resumed working on the belt but in an unfocused and distracted way.

He carries her to the bedroom and lays her on the bed. Then she remembers something important. Does he have a condom? Cause unlike he last two bedmates, he is capable of producing offspring. Don’t need that right now. He does. He gets it out of his pocket and then takes off the rest of his clothes.

He had a tight, high butt, and the line from his hip to his thigh was just mouthwatering. He had fine, thin white scare striping him at random, but they seemed like such a natural part of him that they didn’t detract from his powerful body.

Then it’s her turn so she removes her remaining clothes, which is basically her undies. Then there’s a weird buffet reference in which Sookie says her breasts are the first course…

I discovered that Quinn’s tongue was just a bit raspier than a regular man’s. I was gasping and making incoherent noises when he moved from my right breast to my left as he tried to decide which one he liked best. He couldn’t make up his mind immediately, which was fine with me. By the time he settled on the right breast, I was pushing against him and making sounds that couldn’t be mistaken for anything but desperate. “I think I’ll skip the second course and go right to dessert,” he whispered, his voice dark and ragged. “Are you ready, babe? You sound ready. You feel ready.” “I am so ready,” I said, reaching down between us to wrap my hand around his length. He quivered all over when I touched him. He rolled on the condom. “Now,” he growled. “Now!” I guided him to my entrance, thrust my hips up to meet him. “I dreamed of this,” he said, and shoved inside me up to the hilt. That was the last thing either of us was able to say. Quinn’s appetite was as outstanding as his equipment. He enjoyed dessert so much, he came back for seconds.

What is there to even say about that?
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In Chapter 3, Amelia 101.

Amelia returns from the mall, shopping bags in hand. Sookie and Quinn are re-dressed and cooking bacon. Sookie is thinking about how warm Quinn had been inside of her in comparison to the vampires. It was also very different making love with someone with a heartbeat.  I imagine it would be. Quinn asks what it was like hearing his thoughts during sex and she says it wasn’t a problem. Apparently, as long as he’s in the moment and happy then she’s happy, too. That’s good news for all. Including those of us over here in Team Sam land. All five of us.

They all eat lunch and Amelia talks about her plans for Bob. She wishes she could talk to her mentor, but she knows that she will be in big trouble. On top of that, she can’t seem to track the woman down and thinks she may have been hurt or worse during the hurricane. Quinn asks about her plans now that her property is damaged. Well, her property wasn’t damaged that bad and she is getting her dad to help her fix it back up. Who is her dad, Quinn asks. Nosey much, tiger? She answers though. Copley Carmichael. They seem to know who that is.

Apparently, he is some super rich dude. Amelia uses her mother’s maiden name because she doesn’t want the attention of being Mr. Carmichael’s daughter. The man doesn’t believe in witches. Amelia also reveals that her mother died three years before and that is when she decided to move out on her own. Well, sort of. Her dad bought it for her. But she refused his offer to give her an allowance and instead decided to do odd jobs to support herself.

Sookie wonders about Bob. Is anyone looking for him? Amelia doesn’t know. She didn’t really know Bob that well before the incident. He did live with his aunt whom he didn’t like and he had friends but what can she really do until she fixes him? The phone rings about that time and it is Jason. He wants Sookie to come out to Hotshot in an hour. Cause he’s getting married.

What?!

Sookie asks if Crystal is pregnant again. Yep. Sadly, Jason does not seem willing to face the fact that Crystal has miscarried a bunch and probably will again. Sookie agrees to come and asks if Amelia and Quinn can come too. Yeah, sure they can. Calvin is cooking some jambalaya so she doesn’t need to bring anything.

Does this seem like a terrible idea to anyone else? 
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In Chapter 4, dum dum da dum. Dum da dum da dum da dum….

They get dressed and head on out to Hotshot. Hoyt arrives about the same time that they do. He doesn’t look too happy. He’s sad because his best friend is getting married and I guess he feels a little bit abandoned. He honestly thinks Jason will start doing the right thing and devote time to his wife. Sookie hopes Hoyt’s right.

Jason and Crystal are standing in the midst of a group with Calvin. They beckon Sookie over and she realizes that she is going to have a part in the ceremony. I have a feeling this is not going to be some traditional event though. Calvin and Crystal both look a little too happy to see Quinn there. Man, everyone knows this cat. Pun intended.

So here’s what’s going down. The oldest living relative for both the bride and groom has to vouch for them. So happens that is Calvin and Sookie. That is to say they are responsible if Jason or Crystal makes a mistake (like cheats on the other) and if the guilty party is unable to receive the punishment. And the punishment is not money. I.E. Crystal cheats but she is pregnant so Calvin takes the beating instead. Jason is also now required to keep the secret of the community and help out anyone living in Hotshot when they need it. He agrees and Sookie, who doesn’t like any of this, tells him he better be dang serious about it. Jason says he is but I’m not so sure I believe that.

Crystal also promises but Sookie calls her out. The panther doesn’t give a crap and insists she is marrying Jason anyway. Calvin doesn’t look thrilled. I wouldn’t either if I were him. But he says they can’t stop it from happening. So the wedding proceeds as planned (as planned in the hour before it took place) and after it is over, there is cake and dancing. Sookie tries to be happy for Jason but cries some tears of unhappiness. Jason tells her later that the reason they opted to have the wedding that night was not only was she pregnant, but her favorite band was available that night to play the reception. Seems like legit reasons to get married suddenly. Not.

Sookie dances with Quinn and Calvin and Hotyt and Catfish. Fun times for everyone! But eventually she and Quinn decide to head home. Amelia decides she wants to stay behind and keep the party going. They return to Sookie’s and Bob is not happy Amelia is not with them. They head to bed and Sookie opts to put all of her worry out of her mind so she can enjoy her last night with Quinn for a while.

Jason has made a bad decision. I just know it.
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In Chapter 5, bad days.

Selah comes into the bar alone while Sookie is working the next day. She wants to talk to Sookie about the trip she is taking with Bill. She accuses Sookie of trying to steal Bill back.  Oh no you didn’t. Sookie, who is having a crappy day already (Quinn left, Amelia didn’t come home, and Bob threw up on her bed…plus Jason is married to a scummy chick), gets enraged and she goes to slap the bitch.

But Sam grabs her hand just in time and tells Selah to GTFO. Nicer than that cause he’s amazing but you get the idea. Right to refuse service and all that. Dawson, local Werewolf auto repairman, comments on how vamps must be better than he thought to upset fine women. Really, so far they’re just proving to be possessive pains.

“Who’s upset?” I said, smiling and standing straighter to show Sam I was unfazed. I doubt he was fooled, since Sam knows me pretty well, but he got my emotional drift and went back behind the bar.

One day, Sam. One day.

JB comes in with Tara for lunch and we find out he has a new job at a health club. Tara helped him get it. Also, Tara and JB have slept together before, we discover. He asks Sookie out, once more, but she tells him she’s got a boyfriend. The whole conversation brightens Sookie’s day a little. It is nice to be appreciated and found attractive and she had been worried about her and Tara’s friendship a little.

Amelia is home when Sookie gets back from work. She has cleaned the entire house which means she is feeling guilty for what she did. She’d had sex with Derrick, Calvin’s cousin. It hadn’t been good at he’d gotten clingy fast. Bob strolls in and Amelia starts apologizing to him. She promises not to have sex with any guys until he’s human again. But girls on the other hand. Sookie warns that she is off limits. LOL. But Amelia says Sookie isn’t her type. Why not? Sookie wonders. LOL more.

Amelia throws a tea bag at Sookie and she catches it with quick reflexes. Scarily, she still has traces of vampire blood in her. She’s still stronger and faster than average humans. She hasn’t had vamp blood in a while either. I hope this isn’t some sort of sign that she is going to turn. I don’t want that to happen. Though Amelia suggests that maybe it is her fairy blood instead. Hmm… Could be.

Claudine arrives (speaking of fairies) and she and Amelia take turns insulting each other before Amelia stomps out. The fairy wants to know why Sookie is going to the vampire summit. Is it because she needs the money? Well, not desperately. But she wants it. Claudine says she will not be able to join her for obvious reasons and worries that something bad is going to happen. She doesn’t want Sookie to go.

“Going in the train of a vampire,” Claudine said dismally. “It’ll mark you as one of their world, for good. You’ll never be an innocent bystander again. Too many creatures will know who you are and where you can be found.”

She makes a very good and frightening point. Sookie begins to question her own motives. Why is she going to this thing?

Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simply adored the walking dead? Did some corner of my long for a chance to be near Bill without seeking him out, still trying to make some emotional sense of his betrayal? Or was this about Eric? Unbeknownst to myself, was I in love with the flamboyant Viking who was so handsome, so good at making love, and so political, all at the same time? This sounded like a promising set of problems for a soap opera season.

Whatever the reason, she is determined to go. I don’t like this!! Claudine stops being cheery, which never happens. This is gonna be bad, isn’t it? I’m never gonna get what I want, am I? I may as well just quit now and spare myself.
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In Chapter 6, shopping and more warnings.

The next morning, Sookie heads to Tara’s Togs to get her summit clothes. Her friend is unhappy. She wants to know why Sookie is running off with a bunch of vampires. Sookie explains what her job will be but Tara still doesn’t like it. She wants nothing to do with vampires. Sookie, who is wearing on my nerves, is all “no one tells me what to do” and “I’m going whether they like it or not.” She’ll end up injured as usual. And this time I will not feel sorry for her stubborn ass.

Tara thinks Sookie is pretty much done for and she’s tired of worrying about it. Instead, tonight Tara will have sex with JB in her memory. Strange, but okay. She helps Sookie pick out her clothes with little enthusiasm. A local priest apparently told Sookie that she must want to die, hanging with vampires so much. I think so too sometimes. But Sookie says she doesn’t want to die. She just likes doing interesting things and doesn’t think she will ever have a normal life.

If I couldn’t have a husband and children, worry about what I was going to take to the church potluck and if our house need another coat of paint, then I’d worry about what three-inch heels would do to my sense of balance when I was wearing several extra pounds of sequins.

And why can’t she have those things? Maybe not with a regular human, but with a shifter or Were she could. No, it won’t be exactly normal, but more normal than hanging with blood drinking dead people. Don’t give up on a family, Sookie. I really want that for her. I’m really too invested I think sometimes.

Later at work, Sookie goes to tell Sam that she is leaving Thursday. She’d already scheduled the time off, but hadn’t known exactly when she would be leaving. Sam is working on his books, hair awry. Guess what? He’s not happy she’s going either. There will be other humans, she says. But not like her, he replies. Fangbangers who probably won’t live more than a few years. Then she starts making a strange argument about how a few years ago she didn’t know anything supernatural existed. And now her world is different and she never thought she’d have a life for herself but now she does. So… this life she has is serving vampires? I have a sudden aversion to them all.

“I’d be the last person in the world to block your place in the sun, Sookie,” Sam said, and he smiled at me. But it didn’t escape my attention that his statement was a wee bit ambiguous.

I’m not quite sure I totally understand what he’s saying here. It’s kinda like, I’m not gonna stand in your way and try to stop you from living your life. But is the ambiguous part that he says the word sun? Is that like an anti-vampire reference? Or is it ambiguous because it could actually mean that he cares about her so much he just wants her to be happy? And maybe those feelings are more than friendly? Am I reading too much into this?

Anyway, Pam comes by the bar and starts questioning Sookie about her relationship with Quinn. It is making Eric unhappy apparently. She reiterates that he doesn’t like being conflicted and having feelings and all. Yeah, we know. Sookie tries to brush it off saying he probably has other stuff going on and he’s never confessed his undying love. But, Pam says, he made Bill confess. Why would he do that if he didn’t care? I don’t know. Maybe to screw Bill over and get in Sookie’s pants? I’m just saying. That was my first thought. Not once did I think Eric was doing that out of the kindness of his heart.

Gross thing. Sookie tried synthetic blood one time at Bill’s. Why? Ew.

Anyway, Amelia comes in and she and Pam immediately start making googley eyes at each other. Well, she did only promise Bob she wouldn’t sleep with men. Sookie introduces them and then wants to know why her roommate is at the bar. She came to deliver a message. Quinn called to say he missed her and that he would see her in Rhodes. Really, Amelia came to the bar because she was bored and couldn’t take staying in with Bob anymore. But it’s quite impressive if she hasn’t ventured out more than that in the 5 or 6 months she’s been there.

These strange occurrences are the result of the massive time jump. Since so many months have passed and all events were supposed to take place in April, there have had to be excuses and reasons for all of the delays. I’m curious as to why Charlaine Harris did this. Was it because she wanted to incorporate Katrina all of the sudden? Of course, she may have been writing the book back in 05 and thought the hurricane would add something to the story.

In other news, Sookie got a cell phone! But even if Quinn had called her on it she wouldn’t have been able to answer at work. But at least she’s moving into the 21st century. Now if she just learned to use a computer. I’m not holding my breath on that one.

At the end of the night as she is leaving, Sookie encounters Arlene. The red-head asks about Pam and tells Sookie she should hang with humans more. She says they used to be friends before Bill came along and now she’s hanging with weirdies and Sookie says she doesn’t have to defend her life to anyone. Stubborn! Arlene is getting crazy with her Fellowship stuff though. Sookie says she has no right to judge seeing as how she’s dated thieves and murderers too. Low blow.

Sookie and I have something in common. We cry when we’re angry. And it is annoying because it does make you feel weak. Pam comes out and hands her a tissue, saying Arlene is just a whore. Don’t hold back there, Pam. Sookie defends her and Pam wonders what Arlene ever did as a friend. Well, she was Sookie’s only friend for a while. She didn’t just write her off as crazy and she cooked food for her sometimes. Yeah, she’s not the best person but she did like Sookie. But Pam insists that Arlene is one of those fickle people who go where the wind blows her. And now she’d rather hang with the Fellowshippers than her longtime friend. True enough.

But the real reason for Pam’s visit is that she wants to talk about Bill and Eric. Umm…okay?
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In Chapter 7, once upon a time in London…

Pam wants Sookie to know that she and Eric had no idea that Bill was on assignment from the queen when he came to Bon Temps. Pam says she wouldn’t have told Sookie even if she had known but she honestly didn’t. What a good friend. She says Sookie has caused a lot of trouble in the area. Bill is all angry and sulky and feeling guilty, Eric is irritated cause he still can’t remember their time together and he’s mad that the queen used Bill to get to Sookie without his knowledge in his area, and Felicia thinks Sookie is out to get her.

None of this is Sookie’s fault but Pam says that doesn’t matter. She also doesn’t think Sookie’s fairy blood is the cause of all of this either.

“Eric feels especially angry about this,” Pam said. She was picking her words now. “He is angry at Bill because Bill made an agreement with the queen that bypassed Eric. He is angry that he didn’t discern Bill’s plan. He is angry at you because you got under his skin. He is angry at the queen because she is more devious than he is. Of course, that’s why she’s the queen. Eric will never be a king, unless he can control himself better.”

So Eric is just mad at everyone apparently. Since Pam seems genuinely concerned about Eric, Sookie wonders how they met. They met the night he killed her, she says. Then we learn about Pam’s story.

She was a wild girl for her day, slipping out at night to meet her love. Her parents wouldn’t let them see each other because they were not in the same social class. So they would meet and steal kisses and hold hands and all. But one night, on her way home, she ran into Eric. And he killed her. She thinks it was because he was lonely. Sookie wonders if that made her angry. She says no, not really. She just wanted to have sex with him. So she did a bunch. Then later on she decided to “broaden her horizons” and try new things…like women.

Pam says that she has always loved being a vampire. They had to leave town immediately, of course, so that her family and friends wouldn’t see her. No one knew about vamps back then. They traveled around together for a while. Sookie asks if Pam loved Eric. She says no. They were good companions and lovers, but she was never in love with him. She has to obey him, she says. But she doesn’t mind. Pam was 19 when she died.

She wants Sookie to have mercy on Eric. Apparently he’s never been so entangled in his emotions before. Eric takes that moment to show up. He tells Pam to leave and she does. He seems angry about something, but Sookie isn’t sure what.

Eric decided action would speak louder than words. Suddenly, he was right in front of me. He put a finger under my chin and lifted my face to his. His eyes, which looked simply dark in the irregular light, latched on to mine with an intensity that was both exciting and painful. Vampires; mixed feelings. One and the same. Not exactly to my astonishment, he kissed me. When someone has had approximately a thousand years to practice kissing, he can become very good at it, and I would be lying if I said I was immune to such osculatory talent. My temperature zoomed up about ten degrees. It was everything I could do to keep from stepping into him, wrapping my arms around him, and stropping myself against him.

What about Quinn?

I honestly can’t believe I just said that. What is wrong with me this time around? Last time I was all, Team Eric forever! Death to Quinn! And now I’m like, stop cheating on your boyfriend! I guess upon second read through, I’m more for the shapeshifters/Weres than the vampires. Weird.

Anyway, Sookie thinks about her boyfriend as well and puts a halt to the kissing. Eric wants to know if she is Quinn’s and she informs him that she belongs to herself, make her own choices. And has she chosen, he wonders. So she kinda goes off on him because they are not together and he has made no indication that he wants to be, not that she would have jumped at the opportunity necessarily but even still he has said nothing, and she likes Quinn. Eric says she doesn’t know Quinn any more than she knew Bill. Low blow, a-hole. And it’s not like she “knows” Eric either.

Eric says he had to tell her about Bill because it just wasn’t right… or something. Sookie says he probably just wanted to make sure she wouldn’t love Bill again. Maybe both, he says. She finally just asks what the heck is up with him. Why is he being all drama queen moody guy? So he explains. He wonders why he was running down the road near her house when he was cursed. And now that Hallow is dead he can’t ask. What exactly did her spell dictate?

“Was I supposed to look for the person I hated? Loved? Could it have been random that I found myself running out in the middle of nowhere…except that nowhere was on the way to your house?”

Those are good questions. Out of all the places he could have been going, why was he in Bon Temps right near Sookie? Of course, Bill also lives very near to there. Maybe the spell had landed him near Bill. And why would Hallow want Eric to look for someone he loved? Wouldn’t that person be more likely to help hide him? I mean, the witches were scouring the area for him after the spell. Furthermore, why would they send him anywhere?

Sookie suggests maybe it was the fairy blood that drew him to her but he says no. Then he leaves.

So what we are to discern from this is that Eric has feelings for Sookie. And not just the ‘I want to have sex with you’ feelings. Eric’s not the loving guy type it seems and doesn’t know how to deal with really liking someone. I have a feeling this is far from over.
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In Chapter 8, adventures, I wanna go on one.

Amelia is a bit unhappy that she doesn’t get to go on the trip. But of course Sookie cannot invite people along. The witch says she’s thinking of applying for a receptionist job at Greg Aubert’s office. Sookie knows they will get along if she gets hired. Remember how Greg dabbles in magic? She decides they should Google Sookie’s hotel and see what it looks like. Poor Sookie, who doesn’t know how to use a computer, is attempting to learn. She brought Hadley’s computer back from New Orleans with her with the intention of selling it. But Amelia had talked her into keeping it and was paying for an extra phone line for internet. Is this dial-up? Cause that sucks.

After Sookie has all of her stuff packed up, Amelia drives her to the airport. When they arrive, they are directed to the private plane Eric chartered for their flight. They get Sookie’s bags out of the car and head over to the plane. Bobby Burnham, Eric’s daytime guy, is standing outside checking IDs and such. He tells her she will have to get the luggage on herself and Amelia mutters a little spell. Immediately the jerk takes Sookie’s bags onto the plane himself.

On the plane Sookie encounters three others: Mr. Cataliades, Diantha, and a man named Johan Glassport. Mr. Cataliades introduces him as the queen’s defense lawyer. Johan has no interest in talking to or even looking at any of them. The demon lawyer asks how Sookie’s life is going and then she thanks him for finishing up everything with Hadley’s estate. It was the least he could do after she helped the queen, he says. Johan perks up when he realizes Sookie is the witness to the king’s murder. He wants to talk now.

He starts a Q&A about the night Peter died. Sookie wonders why he hasn’t talked to her before now and he says he had been finishing up with his previous client. Really, he was in jail in Mexico for knifing a prostitute. He seems like a really upstanding guy, that Johan. After they chat a while, Sookie gets up to go to the bathroom. Then she wanders to the back of the plane where all of the coffins are. I suppose they are labeled because she seems to know who is in each one.

Mr. Cataliades sneaks up behind her and answers her unspoken question about where the 5th sheriff is. The queen is also the sheriff of her area. She didn’t like consulting someone before making decisions. Seems legit. Sookie asks why the queen wants Johan to defend her and Mr. Cataliades (I really wish he had a short first name. I’m gonna start calling him Mr. C.) says it is because he’s a good lawyer who will take cases others won’t. Yes, he’s a murderer, but aren’t they all? Good point, sort of. Sookie defends killing people in self-defense or in defense of people she cares about, but Mr. C is just like yeah whatever.

He then explains to her about the summit and what she can expect when they get there. Then Mr. C asks Johan if he’s even been to Rhodes. He used to work there, he says. But he had to move to Mexico after some stuff went down. I hate to know what he did. I can only imagine it is not good at all.
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In Chapter 9, getting settled.

The gang arrives in Rhodes and head to their hotel, The Pyramid of Gizeh. It looks like a pyramid. Go figure. There are guards at the door and no windows on the ground floor. This is similar to the setup of the hotel Sookie stayed at in Dallas, but this one is trying to look more “human”, she says. It’s well lit and they’re playing upbeat music. It’s also much busier. The building has 15 floors, the bottom of which is for humans.

Sookie has a brief moment of irritation at all of the humans running around trying to get set up for the convention when the vamps were all sleeping away. She thinks it wasn’t that long ago that vampires were hiding in the darkness from the world and wonders if it might have been better. Then she scolds herself for thinking thoughts like the Fellowship would.

Mr. C says the coffins are coming in through the basement. Whereas there is a metal detector at the front entrance, there is not one in the basement. Some of the vamps have metal coffins, and they obviously can’t search them during the day. This is still an unsettling thought though. You could sneak in any number of things in a coffin. Sookie notices that people in the lobby keep staring at them and it is probably because they are with the queen who will be on trial for killing her husband. The clerk, who is amused at their discomfort, is deliberately holding them up. Sookie picks all of this from his brain and then tells him that he better give them their keys and tell them where their vampires are before she tells his dirty little secrets. So there.

Sookie mind calls out for Barry, who answers. They have a little chat, how you been, what’s your last name… Barry’s is Horowitz but he goes by Bellboy. Clever. They’ll meet face to face later, they decide. Since the hotel is so booked up, everyone has a roommate. Sookie’s roomie is Gervaise’s girlfriend Carla Danvers. She is already in the room when Sookie gets there. She’s very friendly…also naked. She explains that she and “Gerry” have been together for 7 months and aren’t sharing a room because of his meeting schedule. She plans to shop a lot.

Carla asks whose girlfriend Sookie is. Quinn’s, she says and then has to explain who Quinn is. The girl continues to talk but never asks Sookie why she’s there, assuming she’s arm candy. Sookie isn’t in a hurry to correct her and reveal about her ability because that is bound to freak the girl out. Carla finally gets dressed, after painting her nails, in a scandalous outfit. Sookie gets changed into a brown more appropriate dress and heads out to meet Mr. C. She looks around the lobby for Quinn but doesn’t see him.

She arrives at the queen’s room and Sigebert is standing outside the door. Sookie speculates that the queen can talk to her “children” mentally when Sigebert looks like he’s listening to something and then opens the door for Sookie. Hmm… The queen’s suite is very fancy, unsurprisingly. She, Andre, and Mr. C are inside, looking like the dangerous teens they will forever be. Sophie-Anne asks about Sookie’s room and then wants to know what she thinks about Johan. Sookie thinks the man should be in jail. But the queen only cares if he can defend her. Does he know his stuff? Yes, he seems to.

Sophie-Anne says Sookie will need to testify at the trial and accompany her to all meetings where there will be humans. There is a knock at the door and it is the King of Texas, Stan Davis. Stan has been upgraded since last we saw him. He used to be a sheriff. With him is Joseph Velasquez, Rachael (both vamps…I think I remember them…) and Barry.

Barry had matured in an almost scary way since I’d last seen him. He’d been a handsome, gawky boy of maybe nineteen when I’d first spotted him working as a bellboy at the Silent Shore Hotel in Dallas. Now Barry had had a manicure, a very good haircut, and the wary eyes of someone who’d been swimming in the shark pool. 

So, I can’t help but think I would feel a little guilty if I were Sookie. I mean, it is kind of her fault that Stan even found out about Barry. I mean I know she needed his help and stuff, but I wonder what all Barry has gone through since and if he likes his new life as a vampire’s possession. He seems happy to see Sookie though.

Stan offers Sophie-Anne any help she might need to rebuild in her city. Him showing up at her room is significant in that it shows his support for her. He is clearly choosing sides in the trial. The phone rings and since Sookie is closest, she answers. There is a package for their party down on the loading bay and someone needs to come get it. Why can’t the hotel staff bring it up? Isn’t that what they’re for? Sookie relays the message and no one seems to know anything about a package. This seems suspect.

Barry mind asks if Sophie-Anne is good to work for. She says she doesn’t strictly work for the queen and still has another job. Barry seems a little shocked by this and tells her she could make a lot of money in other states doing what they do. But Sookie likes where she lives. The vamps all notice the two of them are secretly chatting and are staring them down. Sookie apologizes saying it’s just fun to talk to another telepath and Barry is the only other one she has ever met. Sophia-Anne says she could almost hear what they were saying. Scary.

Sookie asks if she and Barry are needed at the moment since there are no human minds to read. The vamps permit them to go and they head out into the lobby. They decide to play around with their ability, blocking out everyone but each other and then listening to everyone to see who can pick out individual thoughts better. When they hold hands everything starts to come in super clear.

A vamp shows up to interrupt their good time. It is Jennifer Cater, the vampire who is bringing up the lawsuit against Sophie-Anne. She comes in with insults and Sookie lets her have it right back. Jennifer threatens to drain Sookie, who says “ooo, I’m so scared”. No really, she does. Killing humans is against the law, after all. Jennifer says she doesn’t care about human law but she backs off when everyone starts to stare. She seems to think Sophie-Anne will be found guilty and then she will rule Arkansas and make it awesome. Or something. Then she stomps off and Sookie and Barry continue their mind reading.

But not long after, Barry senses trouble. This time it is Quinn, who is not happy about seeing his girlfriend holding hands with another dude. But Sookie is so happy to see him that she just runs into his arms and hugs him. Then they kiss while poor Barry stands by awkwardly. After a moment, she introduces the two. Barry has heard of Quinn. He is a great fighter, Barry says. Wait, what? Sookie wants to know what that is about and Quinn, who looks unhappy, says he will tell her later. Barry speaks out about how Sookie deserves to know. Know what?

But they are interrupted before any more can be said on the matter.

She was one of the most frightening women I’d ever seen, and I’ve seen some scary women. She was probably five foot eight, with inky black curls that hugged her head, and she was holding a helmet under her arm. It matched her armor. The armor itself, black and lusterless, was very much like a rather tailored baseball catcher’s outfit: a chest guard, thigh protectors, and shin guards, with the addition of thick leather braces that strapped around the forearms. She had some heavy boots on, too, and she carried a sword, a gun, and a small crossbow draped about her in appropriate holsters.

She comes up to Quinn and asks if he is who she thinks he is. Her name is Batanya. She wants to know if he is in charge of security because her client has “special needs”. Quinn tells her he’s not. Todd Donati is. Sookie asks who Batanya works for. The King of Kentucky, she says. She’s worried about the security of the place, which worries me. After she leaves, Quinn informs Sookie and Barry that Batanya is a Britlingen, a super-bodyguard from another dimension.

Another dimension? That sounds crazy. It’s very expensive to hire a Britlingen and Kentucky isn’t exactly rolling in dough so… why would he spend so much money to hire a really awesome, other-worldly bodyguard? Something really bad is going to happen. Quinn says he has to go get set up for a wedding. The King of Indiana and the King of Mississippi (Russell Edgington) are getting married. But he says he will come to her room later so they can talk.

Sookie and Barry’s pagers go off, summoning them back to the king and queen. Barry says he’s sorry for causing problems with Quinn, but she knows he’s really not. He confesses he had fantasies of himself and Sookie and Quinn kinda ruined it for him. Back in the suite, Sookie tells the queen and Andre about the Britlingen and Jennifer Cater. Sophie-Anne decides she should go to Jennifer’s room and talk with her. She gives her a call on the phone first to say she’s coming. After some dilly-dallying, they head down.

Andre goes to knock on their door, since no one is outside guarding it. It opens and there is an awful smell. Jennifer is dead.

I imagine this is not going to look well for Sophie-Anne. The person bringing up charges against her is conveniently dead? Smells fishy.
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In Chapter 10, happy weddings and crazy secrets.

The queen wants Sookie to go in and investigate. What? Hell to the no. So Sigebert goes in instead. Batanya comes out of another room across the hall. She calls for Clovache, her second, to do some investigating of her own. The two have only expected news. Three vamps, all dead. Jennifer is in a couple of pieces. Lovely. Clovache calls security.

Todd Donati shows up and Sookie can tell he is unhappy. He is a retired cop who is dying from cancer. He took this job to make some extra money before he dies for his family. That is kinda sad. Soon after, his boss, Christian Baruch, vampire, shows up. He’s pretty famous in the vampire world apparently. He’s been on magazine covers and all.

Security and a bunch of spectators gather in the room and Sookie informs the security woman that is probably not the best idea. They could be contaminating the crime scene. Good point. Well, the woman says, why is Sookie there. She was with the vamps who found the body. Let us do our work, security woman tells her. What work? Sookie asks.

And security woman slams Sookie against the wall and handcuffs her. Really need to mind that temper, Sook. Landry, security woman, tells her boss Sookie is causing trouble by asking why so many people are around. Boss seems to think that’s a good question. Also, why is Sookie handcuffed. No good reason. Take off the cuffs, Landry. Sophie-Anne and Andre come over to inspect Sookie’s wrists. They are alright but the queen informs Landry that injury to Sookie is injury to her or something. Donati says Landry will apologize in writing.

Andre introduces himself and Sophie-Anne. Their last names are Paul and Leclerq. Did we know that? Not sure. Anyway… then he introduces Sookie. Christian seems to own the hotel I think. Donati goes to look in the apartment while Christian tells all spectators to scoot. Then start the questions. The group explains coming down, finding the bodies, etc. Then Christian asks if Sookie killed them. Yeah, cause that makes sense. No, she tells them.

A door opens and in runs another vampire. He is grieven by the news. He is the last Arkansas vampire apparently. The queen offers him a place with her. The Mr. C shows up out of nowhere and starts telling Sookie about Sophie-Anne and Peter’s wedding contract. If either died, in front of a witness, the other was set to inherit their state if there was no second in command to take over. Well, now there isn’t.

The vampire introduces himself as Henrik Feith. He says there are 5 vampires, including himself, left in Arkansas. He is the only one at the conference. He’d left the room to go complain about towels. That was lucky. Sophie-Anne tells Henrik to come to her suite. Then Donati says he won’t call the police since he figures this is a vampire matter. He does point out how there is gum over the security camera lens.

Sophie-Anne wants to go to the opening ceremonies now that they are finished answering questions. But Bill shows up before they get anywhere. He has heard of the trouble but the queen says his presence will not achieve anything so he may as well just go back where he was. Haha, Bill.

It was possible that Bill was trying to show he cared about me by showing up with such haste when he was supposed to be doing business for the queen elsewhere. If this demonstration was supposed to soften my heart, it failed.

Good! Once they get on the elevator, Mr. C tells Sophie-Anne that she needs to get married again. Like soon. Why? Well, Mr. C says she needs someone strong to build an alliance with so others can prey on her, though personally, I’m not sure they could. But who? Kentucky? No, he must have trouble since he hired otherworldly bodyguards. Alabama? No, she’s too kinky.

Sookie asks a seemingly unrelated question: how is it that the queen has kept her children with her all this time? Since most of the time, you know, vampires don’t mate for life and stuff. Sophie-Anne explains that it is her talent. Like some vamps can fly, she can keep her children with her. They can communicate mentally, which Sookie already suspected. Okay, says Sookie, then why doesn’t Sophie-Anne make Andre the king of Arkansas and marry him? Because…because…well, actually that is a good idea, the queen decides. Andre agrees to do it.

They head down to the lobby and Sookie starts listening in on the scattering of human brains. None of them are really thinking about anything interesting. She gets momentarily distracted by a whore and follows her around. I guess whores have more entertaining thoughts than most. But the girl spots her and Sookie moves on. She hears someone thinking about Quinn and decides to follow that thought.

They lead to an E(E)E employee. A young woman. When she nearly runs into Sookie, she asks if she’s dating a vamp. Nope, dating Quinn. She seems unhappy about this. He hadn’t said he was dating anyone, she says.

I felt free to dip into her skull, and I found there a deep affection for Quinn. She didn’t think any other women were worthy of him. She thought I was a slow southern girl who hid behind men.

Well we all know that isn’t true. Sookie tells the girl Quinn’s business isn’t hers and the chick stomps off. Barry, who has arrived on the scene, notices the girl and watches her walk away, enjoying the sight. Then Barry asks Sookie if she’s ever been to a convention. Only a small one with Sam (I miss Sam) but only for a few hours. Barry seems concerned that no one is required to wear a badge or anything indicating they belong. Anyone could sneak in. But Sookie notices that now that it is dark, all of the employees and guards are vampires. That makes her feel a bit more secure.

She wanders around the convention hall, checking out the booths. One is selling realistic fake fangs, one has CDS, one is where abjured one is selling the computer database… Pam is assisting with that… there are booths selling books and coffins and lots of other junk. Andre, Sophie-Anne, Gervaise and Cleo show up. One asks where Eric is. Getting ready to officiate the wedding ceremony. Wait, what? Yeah, he got certified online.

Speaking of the wedding… Edgington and Indiana come out holding hands, having concluded their marriage negotiations. Russell stops to talk to Bill. In a possible attempt to get a reaction from Bill, Russell mentions he heard Bill had a rough time in Mississippi. He’s sorry but he couldn’t interfere with Lorena’s plans since she was Bill’s maker. Bill just acts all calm and cool as usual. Whatever. Then Russell wants to introduce Indiana, whose name is Bart, to Sookie. He tells Bart how Sookie was staked. Thanks for bringing up that memory.

Then Russell says he believes Sookie left Mississippi with something. But, Sookie says, she left something, too. No more beating around the bush. Yeah, she took Bill and killed Lorena. So what? Russell seems impressed. He asks about Alcide and the packmaster incident and then Quinn shows up. Time for the wedding. Russell seems more impressed when he finds out that Sookie is dating the were-tiger. When are we going to find out why Quinn is so impressive? Strangely, Sookie says Quinn is dressed like a genie. Umm…




What? She said genie.

So Sookie asks Russell if he holds some sort of grudge over her for what she did and he says no. He didn’t like Lorena anyway. Well, that’s good at least. One enemy checked off the list. The question is, how many others are still out there? She also asks him why everyone thinks Quinn is awesome. He says Quinn has made a lot of people money. Vague much?

Rasul approaches wearing a fancy uniform. This is what he must wear for formal occasions. Sookie asks about Chester and Melanie, the missing vamps. No word on them. Rasul is solemn because now he’s stuck with Jake, former werewolf. And speaking of, here he comes, too. Rasul leaves the two to talk and Sookie asks Jake if he has spoken to Quinn. Not really. And he’s pretty upset that Quinn can be accepted no matter what he’s done, but being a vampire automatically outcasted Jake. What did he do? But before Jake can answer, the wedding begins. They have a buffet available, food for non-vampires and blood fountains and donor humans for the undead. Blood fountains? Ew.

The kings are wearing fancy robes and stand up in front of everyone else. Eric comes out wearing a black velvety hooded cloak thing. He gives a spiel about their marriage and asks if they both agree to the terms and conditions. They do. Sweet. Except then Eric cuts both of their wrists and they bleed into a goblet and then both drink it. Then they kiss and sign the contract. It is a 100 year marriage.

After the wedding, Sookie demands that Jake tell her about Quinn. Here’s the gist:

Quinn is one of the last were-tigers. His dad died when he was little so he just has his mom. One night his mom was taken by hunters while in animal form, a bear. So when he finds out, he tracks her down and finds the hunters raping her. So he kills all of them. Quinn went to local vampires for assist in cleaning up to hide evidence. In return for their help, they insisted he fight for them for 3 years. And I’m talking, fight to the death fighting. Vampire entertainment. Quinn survived his three years, winning match after match, taking out all other supes.

After that, he had to go take care of his sister. His mom had gotten pregnant during the rape. Frannie is her name. And she’s young woman Sookie ran into earlier, the one who didn’t think she was good enough for Quinn. His sister. I definitely thought she was like in love with him. Course, this is Charlaine Harris. Anyone read Harper Connelly? Course they weren’t blood related so this would be worse. Moving on…

Frannie is a trouble maker and her mom has problems with her. She sent her to stay with Quinn and he employed her when she showed up the night before. Sookie doesn’t handle all of this news well and walks away for some alone time.

Well now we know why everyone has heard of Quinn. He’s like a prize fighter. I hope she doesn’t go all hard on him for killing a bunch o supes since her last boyfriend has killed a gillion humans. NO HYPOCRASY! Why am I even defending Quinn though? That is so unlike me.
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In Chapter 11, bonding is not so awesome.

Sookie runs into Andre who says the queen needs her. Off to work, no time for personal drama. Sophie-Anne is talking to the queen of Alabama, who has agreed to back her up during the trial…if there even still is one. The human with Alabama doesn’t seem to think the offer is sincere and figures Alabama will back out. Lies! Sookie indicates untrustworthy to Sophie-Anne. Kentucky comes up alone, dressed like Davy Crockett, and Sookie wonders where his bodyguards are. But she notices the empty space behind him that no one ever walks in. They are there…just invisible. Weird.

Kentucky, Isaiah, says he wants to talk to Sophie-Anne but without Sookie around so the queen decides to send Sookie to retrieve the suitcase that was called about before. Andre looks blank, what else is new, but then tells Sophie-Anne that he must go tell Sookie about the schedule for the night. But really, he wants to talk about something else. Surprisingly her, Andre bites his wrist and holds it up to her, telling her to drink. What? No way! Why?

“You have to have a stronger connection to Sophie-Anne or me. We need you bound to us by more than a paycheck. Already you’ve proved more valuable than we’d imagined. The summit is critical to our survival, and we need every advantage we can get.”

Not a persuading argument.

“I don’t want you to have control over me,” I told him, and it was awful to hear my voice going wavery with fear. “I don’t want you to know how I’m feeling. I got hired for this job, and after it, I’m going back to my real life.”

“You don’t have a real life anymore,” Andre said.

Well damn it. See, I knew she should not have gone to this conference.

Andre insists that she has to drink to strengthen their position. He comes closer and Sookie closes her mouth tight and tries to fight him off, to no avail. Then…Eric is there. He offers a suggestion. Since he and Sookie have exchanged blood several times before, their connection will be stronger that hers would be with Andre. Since Eric is under oath to the queen, that should suffice. Andre agrees but insists they do it right then.

Sookie is conflicted. On the one hand, being bonded to Eric would be better than being bonded to Andre. However, being bonded to anyone sucks big time.

Both Eric and Bill had had my blood, and I theirs. For the first time, I understood there was a real connection. Didn’t I see the two of them as more human than vampire? Didn’t they have the power to wound me more than any others? It wasn’t only my past relationships with the two that kept me tied to them. It was the blood exchange. Maybe because of my unusual heritage, they couldn’t order me around. They didn’t have mind control over me, and they couldn’t read my thoughts; and I couldn’t do any of those things to them. But we did share a tie. How often had I heard their lives humming away in the background, without realizing what I was listening to?

This puts a whole new perspective to things. If she is right, then perhaps her feelings for both of them aren’t real and never were. She had Bill’s blood right after they met. Maybe if she never had, and he’d never had hers, then she wouldn’t have “loved” him. Interesting thought.

Sookie finally concedes and lets Eric bite her. Then he cuts his chest for her to take his blood. I guess that was sorta nice since biting through flesh with human teeth is super unpleasant. Eric gets all excited about the whole thing. Vampire blood tastes sweet, Sookie informs us. Quinn barges in just when she’s done and yells at people. Sookie pulls away from Eric, tells Andre she will finish this job but will never work for them again, thanks Eric for not hurting her, and leaves. But not before Eric shows off his boner to Quinn. Sookie tells Quinn she’ll talk to him later and leaves them all there.

She asks a worker where the baggage area is and heads that way. But part way there she stops in an empty corridor and reaches up to her neck. It is still bleeding. And she cries.

I do feel sorry for her right here, but I can’t give too much sympathy because she’s the one who chose to work for the vampires. She should have known something would happen to her. And I just don’t think they’re ever going to let her quit. Not a good decision. 
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In Chapter 12, tick tick tick….

Sookie spends some time in the corridor trying to think about what she could have done differently. She decides nothing. (Except not come on the trip! But she doesn’t think of that.) She couldn’t have fought Andre. Eric could have but may have lost. She could have chosen death over a bond, but that seems extreme. Living is important, after all. So she decides to brush herself off and go on after that suitcase.

There are some uniformed men with shotguns down in the basement, where there are docks for loadings and unloadings of stuff. Sookie sees some suitcases stacked and goes over to find the one with Louisiana on it. Another man is there looking through the cases. He’s looking for Iowa. When Sookie says that she is working for Sophie-Anne, the man wants to know if she’s guilty. He has heard about the trial, of course. No, Sookie tells him.

Sookie wonders why they couldn’t just bring the suitcases up and the man says it is some kind of liability issue or something. He finds his suitcase and Sookie finds hers and they head out. One of the guards asks Sookie where she is going with the suitcase and she tells him who she is and that Sophie-Anne sent her down. Joe, a computer guy, checks that her name is on the list. Sookie tries to read Joe’s mind and finds his thoughts are being guarded. Some kind of spell or something is keeping people out of Joe’s mind. Suspect.

For some reason, Sookie decides to ask if there are pictures next to the names on the list. There aren’t. So then how can they know she is who she says she is? I guess she wants to check on security measures some more. They don’t seem to be superb. The guy gets all rude and tells her to take her damn suitcase and go. Yankee rudeness, she decides.

She heads back up to the queen’s suite, suitcase in hand. Outside the elevator she sees a Pepsi can just sitting there. Or…she thinks it’s a Pepsi can until she picks it up to throw it away. It’s heavy and not a cola can. The elevator door opens again and Batanya comes out. She asks Sookie to step aside for the king but she can’t move. Sookie suspects the can contains a bomb. Batanya calls down to Clovache and tells her to alert the police and bomb squad and then heads back down with the king.

Soon Quinn bursts onto the floor with Todd Donati. They want her to put it down but she is afraid to. She tries to convince herself that it is a camera or some spy device. No big deal. Quinn says he will take it from her and she’s a little surprised that he offered. I suppose she thought he would be pretty pissed after what had happened earlier. And he may be but he still wants the can. But she won’t give it to him. He accuses her of being a martyr for the vamps. I don’t think that’s it necessarily. I think she’s just afraid of blowing up and also she’s super stubborn.

Eric arrives and she tells him to leave. He doesn’t but Donati says he will leave. Well, can’t really blame him. Yeah, he’s kinda dying anyway, but he still has a family that he’d like to spend his last days with. I’d prolly leave a stranger with a bomb too. Of course, I’d never volunteer to be head of vampire hotel security either. Eric tries to compel her to give him the can but she won’t. That mind stuff doesn’t work on her, pal. He and Quinn continue trying to talk her into putting it down but no.

The bomb squad finally arrives… well, a robot arrives. It does some examining of the device and then retreats. Eric says he doesn’t like how technology is so impersonal. Strange. Then the actual bomb guys show up and they take the can. Thankfully, it does not blow up. The bomb dude proceeds to carefully carry it out and Sookie starts to collapse from the array of emotions she is experiencing. Quinn catches her and tells her how stupid she is for holding onto that bomb. But he’s telling her in a way that doesn’t seem so bad since he’s so happy she’s alive.

Eric has disappeared and Sookie can only be happy that what happened between her and the vampires has not affected her relationship with Quinn. At least, not that much. Now to answer 8,000 questions about what happened. What next? Who was this bomb, if in fact it is a bomb, intended for? Is this why Kentucky has invisible bodyguards? Who killed the Arkansas vampires? What is in that mysterious suitcase? So many questions.
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In Chapter 13, trials!

It was a bomb. So say Donati, who is pretty sure he’s going to get fired. First a murder, now a bomb? Yeah, that doesn’t look good for security. Though, as we’ve discussed, it’s a bit lacking at this place. Donati does share his thoughts on everything though. He thinks the murder and the bomb were separate, unrelated incidents. It is possible that Jennifer or her people set the bomb before they were killed but not likely. Also, according to Donati, who was been questioning guests, Jennifer had a lot of enemies.

While Donati is talking about working vampire security, Sookie gets distracted by “a wave of warmth” which tells her Eric is coming. Uh-oh. She knows this last blood exchange was significant.

I felt a constant awareness of his presence when he was anywhere near me, and I had to believe it was the same for him. There might be even more to the tie now, more that I just hadn’t experienced yet.

Eric comes in and she refuses to look at him. Yeah, she’s glad she didn’t have to swap fluids with Andre, but she was still forced to swap at all and that sucks. So pardon if she can’t be super thankful. I get it. She also realizes that she feels comforted by his presence and isn’t happy about that either. Eric says Bill is still selling his stuff downstairs. So? Who cares? That is why Bill did not come to assist when Sookie was holding the bomb, Eric says. Eric made him stay down there. I am happy to know that Sookie hadn’t even wondered where Bill was. Bill wanted to be the hero, Eric says. Just like Quinn. And himself, which is strange, he thinks.

Donati leaves and Sookie announces that she is leaving, too. The queen senses that there is something wrong with her and asks what. Sookie rants about being forced to do things against her will and then hang around those who forced her. Sophie-Anne doesn’t seem to know what she is talking about. Sookie apologizes for yelling and then excuses herself for bed.

Quinn is waiting at her room and suggests they just climb in bed and sleep.

At that second, I saw how I could come to love Quinn.

Because he wants to sleep? I don’t know but I guess it might not be so bad if she loved Quinn. But I’m still for Sam. I bet he would climb in bed and just sleep with her, too. I wonder what he’s doing right now.

Before they go to sleep she asks about upcoming summit events. Maybe the trial, he says. And there’s a ball, but the hotel is throwing that event so he doesn’t have to work at it. He wonders if she’ll dance with him or Eric. Then he quickly says never mind, I guess not wanting to sound like a jealous a-hole.

“Forget it now, babe. We’re here, now, in bed together like we ought to be.” Like we ought to be. That sounded good.

He also knows she learned his story and Sookie can tells he’s nervous about her reaction. She kisses him and says she’s got no problem with him and will try to like his sister. That’s something, I guess. They go to sleep for like half a day and Sookie wakes up alone the next afternoon. Quinn left her a piece of paper with a pair of lips drawn on it in her lipstick. She thinks it’s sweet. I think it’s something a girl would do. Her roomie has not returned.

Speaking of roomie… Sookie rings Amelia to check on things. The witch says she has been working at the bar because Sam is short-handed. All his waitresses keep bailing to go to vampire conferences and anti-vampire rallies and junk. Bless his little wonderful heart. Amelia asks how Quinn is. He’s alright. What’s going on? Nothing good. Terri wanted to know if Sookie wanted one of his new puppies, Amelia says. She can go look at them when she gets home. A puppy? How does Bob feel about this?

They miss each  other, they say, and will talk more when Sookie gets back. If she gets back. Sookie decides to order room service and Carla shows back up to share her food. The girl talks about everything that is going on as if Sookie hadn’t experienced it all firsthand. Then they take turns in the bathroom and get ready for the ball. Gervaise shows up first to take Carla. Before Quinn shows Sookie’s pager goes off. The trial is now. Wait, ugh! What about the ball? And then Quinn calls, of course. He can’t go to the ball because he has to set up for the trial. He says maybe it won’t take long and they can still go but this still sucks.

Sookie refuses to change and goes to the trial looking super pretty. Andre seems pretty upset (for Andre) when Sookie gets down. He doesn’t understand why there is still a trial. But, in slightly better news, they put off the ball until after the trial so maybe there is still a chance for dancing. Andre leads her through a crowd of humans and vampires into the room where Mississippi and Indiana were married. It is now set up like a court room.

On the spot where Mississippi and his loved one had taken their vows, about midway between the two lecterns, there sat a thronelike-chair. In it was an ancient woman with wild white hair. I had never seen a vampire who had been turned when she was so old, and though I’d sworn I wasn’t going to speak to him, I said as much to Andre.

Andre says this is the Ancient Pythoness, whatever that means. They go to take their seats and Sookie sees familiar faces, including Johan Glassport, scummy lawyer. On the plaintiff side is Henrick. So I guess being offered refuge by the queen did not suit his fancy then? Cleo wonders aloud what will happen to all of them if Sophie-Anne is found guilty. Prolly bad things. Sookie gets worried since she apparently never thought of this. She says it’s because she grew up in America where people are free and all, but still. Not one thought about what would happen to her party if Sophie-Anne was guilty?

Eric, Pam and Bill are all surrounding the queen and bowing to her and stuff. Andre joins them but Cleo does not. Sookie asks the vamp who’s on the council of judgers. Kentucky, Iowa, Wisconsin, Missouri, and Alabama. Mr. Cataliades’ brother-in-law is Henrik’s lawyer. The trial begins with Kentucky announces the charges and asking Ancient Pythoness if she’s ready. Sookie notes the old vampire is blind and asks Cleo why she’s the judge. But other vampires give her the evil eye because they can all hear her whispering. So she shuts up.

Sophie-Anne is called up front and Henrik starts stating his case. He says Sophie-Anne lured Peter Thredgill to his death and then killed Jennifer so she could take over the state of Arkansas. He says she will kill him too because she is a liar. Sookie hears from his lawyer’s brain that someone told Henrik this. Henrick was all ready to let the lawsuit go because he wasn’t a leader and would rather serve under a new queen then try to run the state alone. But someone had convinced him Sophie-Anne meant to kill him and he decided he would try to kill her first by making sure she was found guilty. Sookie stands up and tells Henrik the queen isn’t trying to kill him. Ancient Pythoness does not appreciate this interruption.

Sookie explains that she knows the truth and the Ancient one wants to know why she’s even there then if her judgment is not needed. Don’t piss off the room full of vampires, Sookie! But Sookie explains that she can hear the truth but can’t do anything about it. Eric starts toward her and she feels encouraged and stronger. I guess in this instance the bond is helpful. But then…

A shocking suspicion hit me with the force of a Mack truck. Eric had given me enough blood now that I qualified, hemoglobin-wise, as being close to a vampire; and my strange gift had slopped over into fatal territory. I wasn’t reading Henrik’s lawyer’s mind. I was reading Henrik’s.

Ah, crap.

Ancient Pythoness calls Sookie up to her and Eric goes up behind her. She explains that Henrik incorrectly believes the queen plans to kill him because someone told him that. Henrik seems a bit relieved by that but still accuses Sookie of lying. AP wants to know if Sookie is a seer. Nope, just a telepath. Can she read vampire minds? Sookie says no even though she apparently can. She says she read the lawyer’s thoughts. The lawyer admits that he did know all of that information and is not happy that Sookie got it from his thoughts.

Sophie-Anne then speaks up for herself and explains that Peter was the one who planned to kill her. He started the attack that killed not only other vampires, but also Weres and humans. AP seems sympathetic to Sophie-Anne since she has suffered even more losses because of the hurricane. The queen needs her inheritance from her husband to help her rebuild. Johan asks if he needs to call hit witness (Sookie) but AP says no need. She finds the queen innocent.

None of the judges object to that so yay. AP asks Henrik who told him the queen wanted him dead. Before the vamp can answer, someone shoots him through the chest with an arrow. The vamps all hit the ground and AP wants to know WTH happened. But then Quinn is jumping in front of Sookie and knocking her to the ground. In the process, he gets shot with another arrow. Ah! Someone did not want Henrik to talk.
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In Chapter 14, more evil plots.

Batanya killed the assassin with a throwing star.

So there you go. Also, the vampire assassin had been throwing the arrows, not shooting them. Since all of the Louisiana vampires had jumped to protect the queen, Sookie is lucky Quinn came to her rescue. Where were Eric and Bill? Just sayin. Quinn says he’s okay. He was shot in the shoulder, so he’ll live. Sookie holds Cleo’s shirt against the wound after Gervaise pulls the arrow out. Eric comes over and Sookie feels less upset, and she hates it. Eric says he did not see the arrow. So is that why he didn’t jump in front of her? She asks if he would have taken the arrow for her and he says no. He might have died. But he would have tackled her if there had been time. IF there had been time. Ever the charmer, Eric.

Eric says he knows she may hate him for what happened but it was either him or Andre. Yes, we know. But that doesn’t make this better. It doesn’t erase this way too personal bond. He asks if she loves Quinn. She doesn’t know yet. Did she love Eric? The paramedics come in then and haul Quinn off. But Eric wants his answer.

“Did I love you?” I knew Eric wasn’t going to give up, and I might as well figure out an answer. “Maybe. Sort of. But I knew all along that whoever was with me, it wasn’t the real you. And I knew sooner or later you’d remember who you were and what you were.” “You don’t seem to have yes or no answers about men,” he said. “You don’t exactly seem to know how you feel about me, either,” I said.

Touché. He says she’s a mystery that he presumably wants to solve. Where did fairy blood enter her family tree? She says that’s not his business but he seems to think it is now that they are bonded. She hopes that will fade and he says soon she will like it. I hope not. I’m finding it hard to be on Team Eric this time around even though I was last time I read the books. Maybe it’s because I know things… but I just can’t get down with his ways now that I’ve had two chances to think about them.

Sookie asks who the vampire was that tried to kill them. He doesn’t know and neither does Batanya. They check the disintegrating vamp’s pockets and find an Illinois driver’s license. His name was Kyle Perkins and he was a young vampire. Eric tells Sookie he wants her to check out local archery places during the day to see if Kyle visited any of them. Eric thinks this guy was a vampire hit man. Someone hired him to silence Henrik if necessary. Sookie notices AP is gone and asks Eric about her.

“The Ancient Pythoness is the original oracle that Alexander consulted,” he said, his voice quite neutral. “She was considered so revered that even in her old age, she was converted by the very primitive vampires of her time. And now she has outlasted all of them.”

Okay, so I googled this because I was curious. I’m assuming Eric is talking about Alexander the Great, who consulted Pythoness about a prophecy of him taking over the world. The oracle had previously told his father Alexander would be a great ruler. Just in case you people cared.

In the meanwhile, the vamps have gotten rid of the body bits, taken down all court related stuffs and set up for the ball. The party must go on. The music starts and the DJ announces Sean and Layla, vampire dancers. They head out to the middle of the floor and get down. Sookie admires their dancing abilities.

Then Eric said, “Let’s dance,” and I found I couldn’t say no.

Like for real couldn’t? Or just… she can’t find a good excuse not to? I hope it’s the latter. We don’t need Eric being able to control her. They start dancing and of course he’s good at it. Can all the men in these books dance? Could Bill dance? I know Alcide could. He compliments her dress and then starts dancing so fast, Sookie is flying. She has a good ole time and then excuses herself to the bathroom thinking she should be with Quinn instead of dancing with Eric. Yes, yes you should.

On her way to the bathroom she sees Carla and Gervaise. The vampire is happy that others are admiring his date and Sookie freaks when she realizes she is reading his mind.

Was it just my knowledge of men and their reactions or my knowledge of vampires, or could I really follow vampire emotions better since I’d had Eric’s blood for a third time? Or had my skill, or my talent, or my curse—whatever I called it—broadened to include vampires since I was closer to being one myself? No. No, no no. I felt like myself. I felt human. I felt warm. I was breathing.

Here again I say these are not thoughts of someone who wants to be a vampire. She tries again to convince herself that all of this will fade with time. I hope so. Ugh.

She runs into Jake Purifoy and they chat about the trial. Then he mentions how he can’t change into a wolf anymore (he tried) and he’s still sad about it. I feel bad for Jake. He never wanted to be a vampire either and now he’s stuck…forever. Charlaine, don’t let this happen to Sookie.


Sookie goes on to the bathroom and does her business. All seems fine until she goes to leave and the bathroom attendant lady glares at her like she’s Voldemort. Odd. She wanders back out into the crowd and finds the queen, who has no business for her to attend to. She tries to get an update on Quinn, but no luck. She does find her a weather witch. Remember when she was talking about how someone could have hired a witch to predict the weather so the summit could be pushed back after Sophie-Anne had lost everything? Not such a crazy theory, it turns out.

His name is Julian Trout. His wife Olive is with him. She doesn’t know he’s a witch. She finds out Julian is a weatherman for a local channel. She takes them to meet Gervaise and says the queen wants to meet someone like Julian. Julian looks nervous and his wife confused but Gervaise leads them to meet the queen. Sookie doesn’t think the queen will harm the humans. Umm… yeah sure.

Sookie finds Barry and asks him to dance. He seems reluctant. Hey maybe Barry can’t dance. But they have fun anyway… until Eric shows up. He’s all “what are you doing?” and she’s about to give him a piece of her mind because he does not own her. But before she can, they are interrupted Sean and Layla. Sean asks Sookie to dance. He sensed they were about to fight and thought he’d step in. They compliment each other on their dancing abilities and Sean says his is all due to Layla. He says they’ve been dancing partners longer than life partners. Only a few years for both. They chat about Sean’s life (he’s from Ireland, Layla’s from Tennessee, they’re thinking of moving there…) He says the Fellowship has too much of a presence in the city nowadays. Also, he thinks it won’t be long until the Weres reveal themselves to the world. So we keep hearing.

Sean fears a civil war between Fellowshippers and supes. Someone just needs to take out the Fellowship right now. That would solve a lot of problems, but I guess there are always going to be haters. The idea is not appealing to anyone. But Sookie has enough problems to deal with without adding the possibility of war to the list. She decides she really needs to go check on Quinn. She doesn’t know where he is but decides to check with Jake. He may not be a Were anymore, but he has a private room and probably still cares about Quinn.

She gets to his room and ‘hears’ some human brains inside, along with one vampire. Jake. One of the humans is thinking “they will all die”. Who will? She knocks anyway and Jake comes to the door, looking grim. She asks if Quinn is with him. Jake says they have barely spoken since he turned. He can’t seem to mesh his old life and his new one very well. He does say he helped carry Quinn to the infirmary. Sookie notices he doesn’t let her see inside the apartment and wonders if he is involved in some kind of plot, one that people keep speculating about.

She calls to find out where the infirmary is and then sneaks back up to see who comes out of Jake’s room. She recognizes Joe, the man from the basement. Jake spots her and she asks if he wants to go with her to see Quinn (good cover). He says no. It’s too hard for him to be around Weres anymore. He’s not the same guy he was. She feels super bad for him. Yeah, me too. But he’s still suspicious.

On the way to the infirmary, Sookie can’t help but feel resentful that things are going so good for Sophie-Anne and so not good for her. She’s done all this crap for them, she’s the reason Sophie-Anne and her vampires aren’t dead… really dead… and all she’s gotten is a shot boyfriend and a blood tie to Eric. Also she almost got blown up by a Pepsi bomb. She decides she’s had worse nights. Sadly, that is true.

She finds the infirmary and goes in to see Quinn. He’s doing pretty good considering. Quinn asks if she’s there to dump him for Eric. No, she says. But she wants to tell him what has been happening. She does and he asks if she knows that Eric can just turn her into a vampire whenever he wants now that they’ve shared blood so much. She tries to defend…something… by saying that anyone could be turned at any time but we all know it would be much easier for Eric to turn her. HE BETTER NOT!  She says there’s nothing she can do about it and Quinn suggests staking.

I felt a pang in my heart that almost had me clapping a hand to my chest.

Quinn senses she wouldn’t want that to happen. Well no, she says. Does she care about him? Yeah. They were together for a while, she says. But really they weren’t. It was like a week. Tops. He must have made an impression.

Quinn says he doesn’t know what to do. He really likes Sookie but he’s not willing to share her. She says she doesn’t want to be shared and she’s only with him…if he’ll still have her. But he just doesn’t know what to say. Except that if Eric were dead, no problems. But Sookie would have a problem if he killed Eric. Quinn says they should talk about it again when they’ve had sleep and he’s not all injured.

I leaned over so far I thought I was going to fall on top of him, and I kissed him, just a quick pressure of my mouth on his. But then he held my shoulder and pulled me back to him, and there was much more to explore, his warmth and intensity…

Well, at least they have their chemistry. If nothing else ever. He’s all in pain though so they can’t keep it up. Quinn says he doesn’t want what happened to mess up their relationship and she says she doesn’t either. Clovache is waiting on her in the hall when she exits the room. Clovache says Quinn seems like a good man whereas all vampires are twisty and deceptive. Can’t disagree there. Clovache then decides to tell Sookie why she and Batanya were hired to guard Kentucky. Apparently he had found a Fellowship spy among his entourage.

Before he killed the spy, he got her to confess some things. One of these was that the Fellowship had heard about the vampire summit and had planned something against the vamps. But Clovache doesn’t think the soda bomb or the murder of the Arkansas vamps were Fellowship work. Donati had discovered from police that the soda bomb would not have blown up anything much. It was mostly intended to scare people. But Clovache doesn’t think the Fellowship would have set off something so small when they most likely have a bigger plot brewing. Also, no way a human could have killed a whole room of vampires.

Back at the ball, Sophie-Anne is getting lots of attention from kings, queens, Christian… But she wants to speak with Sookie. The queen had spoken to Julian Trout and doesn’t think he knew why he was predicting the weather and presumably she doesn’t plan to harm them. She tells Sookie to take the rest of the night off. Sookie heads back to her room, but when Carla doesn’t come back and with Quinn in the infirmary…she’s alone with plenty of time to think of the dangerous situation she has found herself in. If she wanted to avoid trouble, she should have just never spoken to Bill.
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In Chapter 15, have you seen this man?

Sookie has a bad night of non-sleep sleep. Maybe because of the blood exchange. Maybe not. The next morning, she decides she needs to be around humans. She heads down to get some breakfast and runs into Barry. They eat and she reads over the day’s agenda, which she had found stuck under her door that morning. She sees that there are a few other trials scheduled for the day and Barry says they will probably have to be there since there are human witnesses. He also says Bill is supposed to be a judge. The judges for regular cases in vampire trials are chosen like human juries are, out of a pool. Sookie tries not to be sour thinking about Bill. Maybe he’d be a good judge. Who cares.

Sookie asks Barry if he wants to run and errand with her and he says sure. The waiter brings Sookie an envelope that was left for her at the front desk. It has a picture of Kyle Perkins, assassin, and a note from Bill. He made a list of archery places in the city she should visit. Still no points for you, Bill. While Sookie waits on Barry to go get his coat or something, Todd Donati comes over to talk to her. Christian is interested in hooking up with Sophie-Anne. And not just sexually. Donati says Christian is old-fashioned and doesn’t believe women can think for themselves. Then he tells Sookie to get Sophie-Anne to ask for the security tapes from outside of her room the day the Pepsi bomb was found.

It would appear that Donati suspects Christian may have been responsible for that. But why? Weird.

Barry gets back down and the car Eric arranged for them to drive arrives. They head out, Sookie a little worried about driving in the city. She manages though and Barry navigates them to the first place, Straight Arrow. The men running the place think how Southerners are stupid and so screw them! Damn Yankees. Anyway. They don’t recognize Kyle so moving on. Their second stop is no more helpful, just more rude people working there who haven’t seen Kyle.

The third shop proves to be the most beneficial. The young girl working behind the counter starts crushing on Barry the minute they walk in. He asks if she’s seen Kyle and she has! Yay! But she says she doesn’t remember if anyone was with him, but she’ll let Barry look at the security tapes. How trusting is this girl? But she says she can’t let them see it until she gets off from work since she’s the only one there. Her replacement comes in at seven so she tells them to come back then. Well, she tells Barry to come back then.

Sookie calls to leave a message for the queen to let her know what she’s doing and why she won’t be at the hotel when the vamps get up. While they wait for seven o’clock, they eat some cake and drink some coffee.

It was a continuing relief to find that I was just as hungry as I normally was. Nothing vampy about me, no sir!

Relief for me as well. They stop for gas and drive through the city and then head back to the archery range. But all is not well. The door to the place is hanging open and inside the flirty chick is dead. Someone threw up on the floor. Awesome. Sookie wonders if she can get to the security equipment, now more than ever. Neither her nor Barry sense any brains, alive or dead, and she tells him to go wait outside. I don’t think I would have done that, but okay. Sookie goes in the back and finds an office and sure enough, video equipment. But all of the security tapes are melted in a burning pile. Someone destroyed them.

Also Sookie finds another body. A man who was presumably the replacement for the dead girl. Sookie hits the store panic button with her elbow so as not to leave any prints and leaves quickly. Back in the car, Barry is feeling all kinds of guilty about the bodies. He thinks they should do something. Tell the police what happened, but they can’t do that. It would just bring the police into the hotel asking questions to really old powerful vampires. The vampires would not be happy with Sookie and Barry. Not at all.

Eric shows up as Barry is semi-yelling at Sookie for being unfeeling about what happened. Barry leaves, not really wanting to see Sookie anymore ever and Eric wants to know what they found out. He leads her back to his and Pam’s room, which turns out to be just an ordinary room with coffins in it. She explains what happened that day with the girl in the archery range. Eric wants to know why Barry was mad at her and she tells him. It’s not much of a comfort that Eric thinks she did the right thing.

There’s a knock on the door and Sookie gets up to answer it when Eric doesn’t move to. She says it’s not a sexist thing, but a status thing. I still don’t like it. The knocker turns out to be Bill. She lets him in and then leaves without a word to either of them. Good thinking! Carla is naked again when Sookie gets back to the room. I guess some people are just more comfortable that way. Carla says she’s not going to any of the trials because humans aren’t invited. Her and Gervaise have a date later and Sookie warns her to be careful. Carla thinks she can handle the vampire but Sookie tells her she can’t.

“He’s nuts about me.” “Until he stops being nuts. Or until a vamp older than Gervaise takes a shine to you, and Gervaise gets all conflicted.”

Maybe you should take some of your own advice, Sookie. Dating vampires in this world of hierarchy does not seem appealing. I am very thankful to be an American in times like this. The thought of being traded… having to go be with someone because of their power, is disgusting and I feel bad for women who really have to go through that.

Carla asks about Sookie’s new tie to Eric and Sookie says it’s not forever and will wear off. Sookie promises herself that she will not go anywhere with vampires ever again.

I let the lure of the money and the excitement of the travel pull me in. But I won’t do that again.

Yeah, we’ll see.
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In Chapter 16, something weird is going on.

The first case in the trial surrounds a vampire named Michael who is suing vamp Jodi for breaking one of his fangs off while he was sleeping. Jodi says she did it because Michael was torturing a human woman. She was offending him, Michael said. Jodi took offense to this because the girl was a sister of one of Jodi’s employees and so the girl was under her protection. Jodi had warned Michael to leave the girl alone, but he wouldn’t. She also says he is giving vamps a bad name and can’t be stopped.

Dahlia, one of the judges in the trail (FYI Charlaine Harris has written several short stories about Dahlia), decides Michael is the guilty party and gives Jodi permission to stake him, which she does. Sookie is the only one shocked by the whole thing. Vampire justice is serious.

The second case deals with a vamp who turned a kid, which is frowned upon. The kid’s parents brought her to court because as part of their agreement, Cindy Lou the vampire was supposed to ensure they got to see their son regularly. The kid had been dying and his parents agreed to let Cindy Lou (who had always wanted a kid) turn him in exchange for getting to see him. They also agreed to pay the vampire for their son’s expenses. But the boy refuses to see his parents now. The judges rules the boy must visit his human parents as stated in the contract and if he injures them or kills them, he will be punished… over and over.

Andre comes to Sookie after with a sad attempt at an apology for the blood tie thing. Too late for that. Sophie-Anne says she will need Sookie for a few hours for Commerce, whatever that is. Mr. C arrives without his niece and with odd news. Diantha went to check on an extra coffin that was left downstairs. How could there be an extra coffin? Don’t vamps need those? And why would they need to bring an extra? Sookie also notices one of the waiters acting strangely. He seems to be avoiding her. And Barry, who has arrived with Stan.

Mr. C says the queen needs Sookie to be present for some dealings with vampires to make sure they’re being honest. Although, if I were a master vampire, I don’t think I’d go running around telling my secrets to my human lackeys. She agrees but tells Mr. C that he’d better check on his niece because someone suspect is going on. Sookie sits through hours of meetings with Sophie-Anne, bored. She never sees Quinn and wonders if he’s avoiding her on purpose since he should be mostly healed by now.

Sophie-Anne invited Dahlia to the suite and Christian Baruch follows. They’re all chilling in the suite when Jake arrives. He’s been out fetching theater tickets for the queen. He and Sookie start talking and she asks what he plans to do with his free time the next day. He doesn’t know, he says, but he tells Sookie that she should go shopping. In fact, he seems kinda adamant about it. Hmm… She asks about Quinn and Jake says he’s only seen him in passing.

Andre dismisses Sookie and before she leaves, she tells him she thinks Christian was responsible for the Pepsi bomb. Sookie thinks that Christian planted the bomb to scare the queen and then planned to be her knight and shining armor or something. She also thinks he might have been the one to tell Henrik Sophie-Anne was going to kill him so she would have to go to trial but then he could swoop in and save her again. Just a theory. Sookie tells Andre what Donati said about the security tape.

She runs into Bill on the way back to her room and she congratulates him on his computer program selling ability. He says he would give back all the money if he could change their past. Sookie informs him that’s never going to happen. He wants to know if she loves Quinn, or Eric, or JB. JB? What? LOL. But she says he doesn’t have a right to ask for that information and hops on the elevator. Sookie wonders why he asked about JB because she would never go there. Maybe he’s still hung up on that football game thing.

Sookie puts on her pjs and gets in bed, tired from the day’s activities. Maybe she will finally get a good night’s sleep. But don’t count on that.
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In Chapter 17, BOOM!

Sookie wakes up to Barry screaming in her head. Get up! he’s saying. She puts on her slippers, grabs her wallet (since it has her room key in it) and her cell phone and goes to meet him at the elevators. On her way, she sees Jake passed out on the floor. Barry comes running when he hears her cry out and they both wonder what he was doing out there. Vampires can always tell when the sun is coming up so what was he doing on the human floor so close to daylight? Barry thinks he was heading to Sookie’s room and just didn’t make it.

Sookie thinks about the mysterious men leaving his room and comes to the realization that he is in on whatever plot is going down. Sookie runs to find Mr. C and Diantha while Barry goes for his roommate. Sookie’s roomie never came back to the room so who even knows where she is. They acquire said peeps and meet back up. Sookie explains how some of the waiters have been avoiding her and Barry and that whatever they are planning, Jake is in on it. Sookie thinks this plan has something to do with the extra coffin and suitcases. Bombs, Diantha guesses.

They need to get everyone out, but they can’t raise the vamps cause it’s day. Sookie thinks of Quinn and immediately calls his cell phone. She tells him the building is going to blow up and he needs to get out. Barry’s roommate, Cecile, runs and pulls the fire alarm. This has the desired effect of awakening the humans and Cecile ushers them down the stairs. Mr C. says he and Diantha will go attempt to save the queen’s party. Diantha also calls 911 because they are going to need assistance. Barry goes to save his own party and Sookie remembers Eric and Pam. She heads off to their room.

The Britlingens are carrying Kentucky out, wrapped in blankets. Sookie runs into a maid and demands her master key and then tells her to get out immediately. Then there are explosions.

There was a deep, resounding quiver and a boom from way below my feet, as if some gargantuan sea creature were making its way to the surface.

She gets into Eric’s room and starts yelling at him and Pam, who are dead asleep. Pun intended. Pam doesn’t stir at all but Eric does. Probably because he’s so old and stuff. She tells him he has to get up and smacks him as hard as she can when he doesn’t. He sits and she puts the black robe near the bed over his head and fastens it. Eric is trying not to fall asleep. Sookie remembers how Bill somewhat walked during the day that one time. Speaking of, why hasn’t she been worried about him? He’s not in the queen’s suite where Mr. C was going. Sookie tells Eric he has to help with Pam since the female vamp still won’t wake up at all. Eric finally gets up and helps her push one coffin to the window. The whole building is shaking during all of this, just think about that. Makes it more dramatic. They get Pam in the coffin and slam it into the glass to break it.

I thought about Bill, and Rasul flashed across my mind, but there was nothing I could do, and there wasn’t any time left.

So Bill’s grouped in with Rasul now? I guess she really is done with him. Oh well. Sorry, Bill. Not really though.

And Eric saw sunlight for the first time in a thousand years. He screamed, a terrible, gut-wrenching noise. But in the next instant, he pulled the cloak tight around him. He grabbed me and hopped astride the coffin, and we pushed off with our feet. For just a fraction of a minute, we hung in the balance, and then we tilted forward. In the most awful moment of my life, we went out the window and began tobogganing down the building on the coffin.

That sounds terrifying. Also kinda cool. Luckily, Eric is awake enough to fly a little so he and Sookie do not crash into the ground. The coffin crashes though and Pam falls out and starts burning. Eric lands them and then covers Pam with his robe. The EMTs have arrived and Sookie tells them to take Pam and Eric out of the sun. They don’t know where to take them, but Sookie says just find a basement somewhere. After Pam and Eric are loaded up, Sookie goes back to help some more.

There was more glass raining down, and part of the bottom floor appeared to be collapsing. That would be due to some of the larger explosive-packed coffin bombs in the shipping and receiving area. Another explosion came from around the sixth floor, but on the other side of the pyramid.

A blue suitcase comes flying out of one of the windows and Sookie makes a run for it. The bomb goes off when it hits the ground but luckily Sookie had gotten far enough away. The building is continuing to collapse. Sookie spots a partially open coffin and runs to close it. How nice. Then she sees Mr. C at one of the open windows above. She get the attention of the firemen who use their bucket to ride up and get him and someone he is carrying.  Sookie keeps helping look for survivors. She finds a few vampires and Donati, who is still alive.

I had a smell in my nose that just wouldn’t go away, and I hated it. It was coating my lungs inside, I thought, and I’d spend the rest of my life breathing it in and breathing it out. The odor was composed of burning building materials, scorched bodies, and disintegrating vampires. It was the smell of hatred.

She should really be wearing a mask or something. She’s gonna get some kind of lung disease. Sookie has decided to give up searching when she sees some debris moving. Underneath is Bill. Oh yay, he lived. :/  She bends to keep the sun off of him and yells for help. Bill says he knew she’d find him. Probably wouldn’t be nice of her to say she found him by accident. When someone arrives to cover him with a blanket and stuff she gets up and hears a familiar brain pattern. Quinn’s.

He and his sister and lying under some debris. Frannie is out but Quinn’s awake. A fireman had run off to get help for them. Quinn tells Sookie he might have to change their plans and take care of Frannie for a few weeks. So no month of time together after all. Things are not looking good for this relationship. She says okay, but it’s not. At least he’s alive though. They hear another groan coming from nearby. Sookie checks and it is Andre. He seems alright. Unfortunately. She sees a piece of wood and thinks seriously about just killing him but she can’t do it. Too much death already.

Quinn says they have help coming and she can leave. She feels hurt that he wants her to leave but he says she needs to help other people.

I’d gone maybe two yards when I heard him begin to move. But after a moment of stillness, I kept walking.

Oh, I get it.

Sookie hears Barry’s voice in her head, which is a big relief. He says he’s okay but Cecile died. Sadness. He says he thought of something they could do. If they get together and hold hands, much like they did in the lobby that day, they can help find the living in the debris. It takes them a while to get anyone to pay them any mind but finally one guy agrees to help them. Sookie asks to be put in one of the buckets and strangely, the firemen let them in. They manage to locate several people, which impresses the hell out of the firemen.

Then Sookie tells the fire chief he better not send anyone out after dark because the injured vamps will be hungry and as we know, when they’re hungry they have no impulse control at all. The chief wants to know Barry and Sookie’s names so they can be thanked publicly but they don’t give them. They can already tell from the chief’s thoughts that he could really use them for all of his cases and they don’t want that. Plus if the country finds out, more and more people will want to use them. Good point.

They know they can’t go to the shelter where everyone is either because someone might recognize them and speak their names out loud and give them away. Sookie miraculously still has her cell phone in her pocket (my pjs don’t even have pockets. L) and calls Mr. C. She explains their situation and that they need a place to stay for the night. She asks about everyone and here’s the report: Diantha, Rasul and Andre are missing, Gervaise is dead, the Queen is injured (she was the one he was carrying), Eric, Pam, Cleo and Bill are alright. Jake is also MIA and Sookie tells Mr. C her suspicions about him. Wait, did she not do that earlier? Oh well. Also Johan Glassport is alive, which is not great news, but he’ll be super pissed when he finds out about Jake, Mr. C says.

Stan is injured badly but Mr. C will tell Joseph Velasquez Barry is going with Sookie somewhere else to stay. Mr. C is going to send a cab to pick them up. Since Sookie has her wallet, and Barry has his, they have enough money to rent a room at a cheap hotel. The “cheap hotel” turns out to be not so cheap but they have enough money to get a room. The maid offers to wash their clothes since they’re all dirty and they don’t have anymore.

Barry goes right to sleep and Sookie jumps in the shower. The maid brings them toothpaste and toothbrushes and other essentials. How nice. Then naked Sookie gets into bed with naked Barry and goes to sleep too.

What an exhausting day.
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In Chapter 18, mysteries solved.

I know there are many worse things than waking up naked in a bed with someone you don’t know very well. But when my eyes fluttered open the next day, I couldn’t think of any, for five long minutes.

I mean…it depends on who it is. That’s all I’m saying.

Lucky for Sookie, Barry gets up pretty quickly and goes to take his own shower.

Our clean clothes were in a bag hanging on our inside doorknob, and there was a USA Today, too.

Okay. Here’s what is wrong with that sentence. Inside doorknob. Like the doorknob on the inside of the door. Like in the room. Where they were sleeping. Naked. So the maid just let herself back in during the night or what? That’s creepy.

Sookie gets dressed, drops Barry’s clothes in the bathroom, and makes some coffee. When Barry emerges he wants to know what all went down because his mind is a little hazy on the previous day’s events. Sookie explains everything and then calls Mr. C and tells him where they are. He arrives like a minute later it seems like. He says Sophie-Anne lost both her legs and it’s unclear whether or not they would grow back. Sigebert emerged after dark, he’s alright. Stan is still pretty injured, Joseph is in charge and Rachael is dead. Still no word on Diantha. Carla, Sookie’s roomie, is also dead.

Mr. C says the body of someone in a hotel uniform had some sort of list in his pocket. Of what? Names of guests? Names of targets? Anyway Sookie doesn’t think everyone in the hotel was in on it. Neither does Barry…because he heard them talking the night before the bomb blew. He had noticed waiters avoiding him so he followed them and heard them talking about getting the vampires and their human slaves. He never heard exactly what they were going to do though and so tried to go to bed. But he couldn’t so that’s when he’d brain-contacted Sookie that something was wrong.

He cries and says he knows it was wrong not to say anything before to the vamps, but he didn’t want the humans to be killed in the off chance that he’d heard wrong. Bless his heart, he just didn’t know what to do.

Sookie asks Mr. C about Quinn. He’s at a regular hospital and Sookie says she needs to go see him. But her and Barry are both still afraid of being exposed.

“I guess I could be saving a lot of people,” I said. I’d just never thought about it before. I’d never been faced with a situation like the one we’d faced the previous day. I hoped I never was again. How likely was it I would ever be onsite again at a disaster? Was I obligated to give up a job I liked, among people I cared about, to work for strangers in far away places? I shivered when I thought of it. I felt something harden within me when I realized that the advantage Andre had taken of me would only be the beginning, in situations like that. Like Andre, everyone would want to own me.

Like I said before, it’s not fair to expect Barry and Sookie to spend their lives saving people. They deserve to live the way they want. And I don’t think that’s selfish at all.

Mr. C doesn’t think going to the hospital would be a good idea but Sookie says she has to. The queen and Stan have paid for a plane together to get the Louisiana and Texas vampires back home. Mr. C gives Sookie and Barry some cash and says if they make it to the airport on time, they can ride back. If not, they’re on their own. Where is the gratitude for saving their undead asses?

Before Mr. C leaves, Sookie explains her theories about Christian Baruch. She told Andre but you know…I’m pretty sure he’s dead. Also, when she found Donati in the debris the day before, he’d been thinking about Christian and how he’d watched the security tapes from outside Sophie-Anne’s room and recognized Christian as the one who’d covered the camera. Apparently Christian wants to open a new vampire hotel in New Orleans and be the king to Sophie-Anne’s queen.

So two mysteries solved. Baruch set the Pepsi bomb and the Fellowship blew up the hotel. But… who killed the Arkansas vampires? Mr. C says they should just forget about that.

Who’d thought she had a good chance of skipping a trial altogether, if Jennifer Cater was silenced? Who’d prepared the way to be admitted to Jennifer’s room, by the simple means of a phone call? Who’d had a good long moment of telepathic communication with her underlings before she began the artificial flurry of primping for the impromptu visit? Whose bodyguard had been coming out of the stairway door just as we were exiting the suit?

Sophie-Anne, that’s who. Theory is, Sophie-Anne called Jennifer to say they were coming down. Sigebert went down, was admitted and killed them all. Then he returned to escort Sophie-Anne down. He went in to check the room to explain why his scent was in there. Things were good until Henrik decided to keep the trial going so he was taken care of. Who hired Kyle Perkins? Maybe, Mr. C says, he was ready to die anyway and wanted to make money for his family in the process. But why would she be sent looking for who hired him then? Not everyone knows everything, he says.

So Eric and Bill didn’t know the queen had hired Kyle. And Sophie-Anne and Andre hadn’t known Sookie was looking for anyone…until she called and left that message for them. Well damn.

Mr. C leaves and Barry says he really wants to be on that plane. But Sookie doesn’t think she can handle that. She’s gonna get a car or take a bus home. They don’t exactly part on the best terms. Barry is still upset with her for choices she’s made but he hugs her goodbye before he leaves for the airport.

Since the hospital isn’t that far away, Sookie walks over there, stopping to get a hotdog from a street vendor along the way. New experiences and all that. The nurses won’t tell her anything about Quinn but she picks the room number out of their heads and sneaks up to it. Quinn is sleeping but Frannie is there, awake and bandaged. Sookie asks how Quinn is and Frannie says he’s alright. Then the girl talks about what happened after Sookie called Quinn before the explosion. He went to wake her and as they were headed out, some ceiling fell on him. Then the floor fell out from under them. When Frannie woke up she found out Quinn had two broken legs. Well hey, at least he doesn’t have two missing legs like the queen.

The doctors are impressed by how fast he’s healing and Frannie thinks they’re going to have to hire someone to delete all of his records from the system. Sookie gives Frannie some money tells her to go get some new clothes and shower and she’ll wait with Quinn. He wakes up a little and Sookie just starts talking about all of her theories regarding summit events. Quinn never responds since he’s mostly out of it, but it makes her feel better to talk I guess. Then Frannie is back and wants to know if Sookie loves her brother.

It’s too soon, Sookie says and Frannie says they’ll be going back to Memphis for a while. Not the best news for their relationship. But Sookie has to get back to Bon Temps. Frannie offers her car since she and Quinn drove separately. She says they can pick up the car once they’re all healed and stuff. Sookie is surprised since she thought Frannie didn’t like her, but Frannie says Quinn really cares about Sookie and so she must be okay.

I kinda have a feeling Sookie and Quinn’s relationship is over. Maybe he’ll come around in the next book and prove me wrong, but I think this is it. Oh well. He’s still not my favorite or anything, though I like him much better than the first time I read the books. Maybe he will find happiness elsewhere.
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In Chapter 19, so many weddings!

It takes Sookie two days to drive back home. She says she sleeps but not where. I mean, I guess she had some money but not much. Did she sleep in the car? That isn’t safe.

She finally arrives back home and is greeted by Amelia who is chilling on the front porch with Bob. Amelia is thrilled to have her back. Everyone heard about the explosion and have been worried about her. The girls take a moment to mourn the loss of Sookie’s new clothes and then Amelia drops a bomb shell.

“Guess what?” Amelia said. “Your friends got married.”

Huh? Which friends? Sam better not have married anyone! This is the book of marriages apparently.

But at that moment another car pulls into the driveway. It is Tara. She saw Sookie drive by her shop and had to come see her.

“Sookie, I know this is going to sound crazy,” Tara said, and I felt my brows draw together. “While you were gone, everything just clicked in a strange way, like something I’d known should happen, you know?” I shook my head. I didn’t know. “JB and I got married!”

That was fast. I remember Tara considering sleeping with JB in Sookie’s memory. Guess she did and really liked it. But hey, I’m happy for them. Sookie says she is, even though she’s not sure how to feel. It seems soon and she’s still got Rhodes on her mind. And her own relationship…

I would do my best to smother the memory of that moment when I’d glanced back to see Quinn pulling himself along by his elbows. He’d reached Andre, who lay mute and stricken. Quinn had propped himself on one elbow, reached out with his other hand, grabbed the piece of wood lying by Andre’s leg and jammed it into Andre’s chest. And, just like that, Andre’s long life was over. He’d done it for me. How could I be the same person? I wondered. How could I be happy that Tara had gotten married and yet remember such a thing—not with horror, but with a savage sense of pleasure? I had wanted Andre to die, as much as I had wanted Tara to find someone to live with who would never tease her for her awful past, someone who would care for her and be sweet to her. And JB would do that.

Theoretically, then, I was delighted and hopeful for my two friends. But I couldn’t feel it. I’d seen awful things, and I’d felt awful things. Now I felt like two different people trying to exist inside the same space.

Sookie tries to convince herself that if she stays away from vampires and Weres that she’ll be okay. She’s not happy with the person she is becoming by hanging around the supes and I think is a little afraid of losing herself…or maybe revealing her true self. I really don’t think that deep down Sookie is some savage unfeeling person, but maybe she’s not as kind hearted as I may have wanted to believe. She didn’t seem too sad about getting that man and girl killed at the archery range. Now I’ll admit, I am not the least bit sad Andre is dead, and I’m glad Quinn killed him. So I can’t fault her for being glad. He deserved that. And I guess having some tough skin and slightly hardened heart isn’t such a bad thing.

Remember what Alcide said, back in Club Dead, about not feeling guilty about everything because sooner or later they’ll be things you have to feel guilty about? Maybe we can apply that here. Barry was really upset that the archery people died and Sookie wasn’t even though it was kind of her fault. But with everything else going on in her life, spending a lot of time feeling guilty about it won’t fix anything. She didn’t kill them, after all. Andre did. And now he’s dead so…

I don’t know. Maybe she’d make a good vampire, but I still don’t want her to be one.

And that brings us to the end of book 7, All Together Dead. This book was pretty exciting and I liked getting to see Barry again, even though I’m not sure he knows what he’s gotten himself into, working with vampires. I’m glad Bill is still out and I’m not sure how I feel about this blood bond thing. I do wonder what will happen to Sophie-Anne now. Will she still be the queen? Will Quinn and Sookie be able to work out their problems? How is JB and Tara’s marriage gonna go?

Don’t worry, folks. There are still 6 books left, some short stories and a novella. It’s going to be fun, exciting, terrifying, devastating, and all kinds of crazy. So stay tuned.

Next up, Lucky.

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